Also, I just remembered that Maddox exists for the first time in like 2 years and I am giddy over how much content I will have to read for the next couple days.
Already losing my shit on his “Why I hate Buzzfeed” article
So sick of being broke, So sick of smoking resin.
Can not wait until my next paycheck, Chelsea and I will finally both have our Scamp VIP tix bought and I can finally start living on more than $20/week.
First order of business: get stoned and eat a fucking sushi feast
I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.